“MARIE” *silence* “MARIE” *silence* “MARIE” “ARE YOU CALLING ME FRANKIE?” “WHERE’S THE TOOTHPASTE?” “THE WHAT?” “THE TOOTHPASTE” “THE FOOD WASTE?” “NO THE TOOTHPASTE” How have I ended up here? I thought I would never have to live with my parents again. Every morning I am woken by the sound of my lovely parents shouting toContinue reading “God Bless The Neighbours”
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How Do You Solve A Problem Like Ellen?
How do you solve a problem like Ellen? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand? These are questions often asked by those who come into contact with me in life. The answer is I don’t know. Another thing I don’t know is how to blog. I have read every guide to starting aContinue reading “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Ellen?”
